My mom has these two stupid elephant jokes she loves to tell. I've decided that we here at TPF must add to the hilarity! Please post your stupid elephant jokes here, I'll start by posting my mom's two favorites. Q: How does an elephant hide in a bag of m&ms? a: ummm... how? A: He paints his toenails different colors! Q: How do you kill a blue elephant? A: um, I dunno... how? A: Why, with a blue elephant gun, of course! Q: How do you kill a pink elephant? a: um, with a pink elephant gun? A: No no, that's a common misconception. There is no such thing as a pink elephant gun. You must hold his nose 'till he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun! And then one I've added to the string... Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a whole bunch of elephants coming over the hill? A: "Ugh, there be whole bunch elephants come over hill!" Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the same bunch of elephants coming over the hill wearing dark glasses? A: Nothing... he didn't recognize them. Note... it's important to look for elephant jokes that are two-parters.