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  1. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    I just had to climb out of the back of the Morris Traveller and these restrictive jeans moved things in ways they shouldn't. I'm in pain and feel sick.

    Girls, you don't know how lucky you are.
     
  2. Fangman

    Fangman No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Anyone who has a Morris Traveller should never feel sick! The "Moggie" is a great favourite - I can still remember that smell of new plastic when one collected it new from Birmingham.
     
  3. Chris of Arabia

    Chris of Arabia Herding cats since 1988... Supporting Member

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    Indeed, Ferny won't be anywhere near any of you, anytime soon... :mrgreen:
     
  4. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    Drum brakes all-round makes things interesting. :)

    For general ragged driving and thrashing I much prefer the Herald.




    Chris - :playball:
     
  5. LaFoto

    LaFoto Just Corinna in real life Staff Member Supporting Member

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    ... "restrictive jeans moved things" - oh well. Kind of an "ouch"-experience, I gather.

    Why are we girls lucky? Because of the lack of "things"? We got other "things" that you don't have, and those can hurt, too (like when you teach children how to swim and they decide to be frightened and grab at ANYTHING they can get hold of that moment...).
     
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    Battou No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Ug, restrictive jeans have a tendancy to bring about certain grinding of things that I don't think females could possibly experiance. The pain of taiknig a hit can be reproduced in the female body but not that grinding on bones movement sensation.

    Just reading the original post gave me chills :shaking:
     
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    jstuedle No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    OK, now is the time for the ladies to tell us guys ALL about the experience of child birth. Come on, lets get it out of the way.
     
  8. LaFoto

    LaFoto Just Corinna in real life Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Takes a deep breath, about to begin.
    Well, you know, when I had the first ... *phone* Sorry. Later.
     
  9. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    Child birth is cancelled out by multiple orgasms. Yes, blokes can have them as well but it takes us much longer which only works to your advantage even more.
     
  10. Lisa B

    Lisa B TPF Noob!

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    Many women don't orgasm at all, let alone have multiples, because it takes longer for them than it can do for men and, so they don't necessarily get bored, but lose a moment and fake it. SO if you think you're giving someone multiples, they're probably laying there thinking "**** sake, cum already, I can't fake this too many times tonight, i'm getting a headache and the bathrooms waiting for me..."


    Luckily i don't have to fake it coz my husband rocks. But still.

    And what the hell you wearing jeans for anyways? Don't you usually live in tight rubber pants?
     
  11. Fangman

    Fangman No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    There used to me as wise instruction to all about to get married (when that was the norm) to always remember that the greatest pleasuring is pleasuring one's partner.
     
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    ferny TPF Noob!

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    If you're able to be fooled by a fake orgasm then you've never given one.
     

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