Famous last words....

[mygrain]

Okay....something new....how about real or fictional "Famous Last Words". You can make'em up if ya want or they can be from real folks.

I'll start.... "Hey MD are you sure this is just kool-aid?"

or maybe.... "Hertz quit pointing that thing at m...."

or from a real person..."Why not? Yeah."
~~ Timothy Leary, d. May 31, 1996


Okay now ya got the idea...let it R.I.P. <<<< hehehe

 

[Corry]

"And now to start a political debate thread on TPF....Chase...put that Uzi dow...."

 

[mygrain]

"And now to start a political debate thread on TPF....Chase...put that Uzi dow...."

:mygrain has shellshock: good one!

 

[MDowdey]

socrates: "i drank what?"


md

 

[ferny]

Someone in the world must have said some of the following.

"Watch this!"

"This'll be so cool."

"I bet you that I can!"

"Oh my! I'm sure it'll fit though."



And for a fake last words. "Kiss me, Hardy." by Lord Nelson. He really said one of the following "God and my country", "Thank God I have done my duty" or "Kismet, Hardy". The last one meaning "fate, Hardy".

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Just a few of my favourites:

"Am I dying or is is this my birthday?" - Lady Astor
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over." - Beethoven
"Do you know where I can get any sh*t?" - Lenny Bruce
"My work is done, why wait?" - George Eastman
"God damn the whole friggin' world and everyone in it but you, Carlotta." - W. C. Fields
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" - Karl Marx
"If this is dying, I don't think much of it." - Lytton Strachey

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." - Oscar Wilde (although there are several different last words...)

 

[Scott WRG Editor]

"Put that down son, it's loaded" - Stone Cold

"huh?"

"Lets split up"

"Hold on, I want to try something I saw in a cartoon once."

 

[mygrain]

"Hey where is that crunchy sound coming from?"

"Damn, that's a BBIIIIGGG squirrel! Wonder what would happen if I tried to pet it?"

"Oh hi Death, can i ride yer horse?"

 

[Darfion]

"Watch it! you'll have some f*****s eye out with that" - King harold

 

[Darfion]

Pull the pin and count to what?

 

[Corry]

"This tastes funny...oh well, I'm sure it's still ok to eat"

 

[ferny]

"This doesn't taste like chicken..."

 

[mygrain]

"Ummm....MD.... I really don't think that was kool-aid!"

Lord help my poor soul.
~~ Edgar Allan Poe, writer, d. October 7, 1849

 

[Mitica100]

"codeine . . . bourbon" - Tallulah Bankhead

"KHAQQ calling Itasca. We must be on you, but cannot see you. Gas is running low." - Amelia Earhart

"Born in a hotel room--and God damn it--died in a hotel room." - Eugene O'Neill

 

[hobbes28]

Hey, ya'll....check this out.


*note:I am southern*