Fancy a drink with me?

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  1. lostprophet

    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he
    had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he
    wanted to buy an unusual pet.

    After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came
    in a little white box to use for his house.

    He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
    decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have
    a drink.

    So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
    Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his
    new pet.

    This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then
    asked him again,
    "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

    But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
    waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
    to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
    centipede's house and shouting,

    "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?


    A little voice came out of the box:...........


















    "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my bloody shoes on."
     
  2. Arch

    Arch Damn You! Staff Member Supporting Member

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    omg i did laugh at this one...... i must be loosing the plot :lol:
     
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    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    [​IMG] *Giggle*
     
  4. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    :biglaugh: Soooo baaaad!
     
  5. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Hahahahahaha!!!!
     
  6. (Ghastly) Krueger

    (Ghastly) Krueger TPF Noob!

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    I needed that. Thanks.
    I don't usually "laugh out loud" for real. I did this time.
    =D
     
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    Alex06 TPF Noob!

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