Favourite aphorisms.

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  1. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    I'm sure we all have our favourite aphorisms...

    I'll wait whilst you look it up.


    Tum-te-tum-te-de

    OK? Right.
    Being my favourites these are not quite the usual type, but they amuse me.
    You can all add your own.



    Psychology is like pulling habits out of a rat.

    Getting things done around here is like mating elephants -
    It's carried out at a high level.
    It's accompanied by a lot of noise.
    It takes two years to produce a result.

    They said 'cheer up, it could be worse.'
    So I did...






    ...and it was.
     
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    Does this count...?

    Life is like an Alaskan dog sled team, unless your the lead dog - the scenery never changes...
     
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    All americans say "I could care less"

    and I agree they could.

    no? I'll leave then...
     
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    not all of us say that....
     
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    :blushing: Sorry shouldn't have put all.
     
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    instead of "we'll just cross that bridge when we come to it" i like "we'll just jump off that bridge when we come to it"
     
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    i like that one!
     
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    *A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
    *The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you are still a rat.
    *The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
    *Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the former.
     
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    Fighting on the internet is like entering the special olympics. Even if you win you're still...ya know..."special".
     
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    There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
     
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    Oh GAWD. I laugh about what a nerd you are, but the fact that I understand that...makes me as big a nerd as you are. *sigh*
     

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