Finally! An Honest Answer to Pregnancy Questions

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  1. MommyOf4Boys

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    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
    A: So what's your question?

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

    Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
    A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.
     
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    HA! My wife will love these.
     
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    After 35 increasing chance of having a well....er...DS child
     
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    :er: Joseph & John are 11 months apart! :mrgreen:

    Very funny! and HONEST! :lmao:
     
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    Evelyn's daycare provider had twins when her daughter was 10 months old :shock: My hats off to you, Linda!
     
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    :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: This so rocks..!!! My fave is

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
     
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    Oh I feel your pain!! My two youngest Landon and Joshua are 11 1/2 months apart!! I guess we are in the "halfass listened to our doctor" club together! LOLOL!! But hey, we did at least wait the 6 weeks hahahahaha.
     
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    We were suppose to wait six weeks? :blushing:
     
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    ROFLMAO, well :wink: that is at least what I tell people!
    Perhaps doctors need to start thinking of coming up with a drug opposite of Viagra called "Stayaway" for men!
     
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    I don't know what you're talking about ;) :oops:
     
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