Flirt with the person above

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Oh, nice try with the 'shy virgin' routine! Watch those hands! Or I'll have to tie 'em up
 
Hey, he was flirting with me! Back off, girlfriend!
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(<--- Catfight! Guys love it)
 
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(I'm fairly certain you heard wrong! And that you'll need shots if you 'fork', or even spoon, with that kinda girl!)


Thanks, they're 'pumps'. Are you up for a little 'pump action'?
 
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(I'm fairly certain you heard wrong! And that you'll need shots if you 'fork', or even spoon, with that kinda girl!)


Thanks, they're 'pumps'. Are you up for a little 'pump action'?

Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven?

My friend was stopped by some guy on the way to the bar at some place in DC. He asked her for her best pick up line and she gave him that. 15 minutes later her boyfriend was stopped by the same guy on the way to the bar and he used that pick up line on him.
 
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
 
Oooo, a poet!! And not a limerick about the girl from the island off of Massachusetts! (*Swoon*) Take me home and show me your sonnets!
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Nawww, 'chuck' is the cheap stuff. This (gesturing to self) is Grade A Prime, baby!
 
Do you think I could interest you in a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers?
 

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