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  1. bace

    bace TPF Noob!

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    This thread includes my joke of the day as told to the office this morning. Enjoy...

    George met up with the guys at a local bar and proceeded to get ****faced. After about three hours of guzzling liquor, George threw up all over his shirt. "****!" he said. "The old lady is going to throw my ass out of the house for getting drunk and puking on my new shirt!" Bill, George's best pal, gave George an idea of how to keep from getting in trouble with the wife. "All you got to do is have a $20 bill in your hand when you walk through the door," Bill said. "Then, when she accuses you of barfing all over yourself, just tell her that some other drunk puked on you and that he gave you 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned." When George got home, his wife was waiting for him in the living room. "I knew that your drunk ass would spew bile and booze all over that new shirt!" she said. George replied, "Honey, let me explain! This drunken fool at the bar puked on me and gave me 20 bucks to have it cleaned." His wife snatched the money out of his hand and observed that he was holding two $20 bills. "Is that so?" she said. "Then where did the other $20 bill come from?" "Oh, that's from the guy who crapped in my pants," George said.
     
  2. lostprophet

    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    like it :lol:
     
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    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    ewwwww....... :puke:

    Happy Friday, you weird freak. :lol:

    Who's got something good on tap for this weekend?
     
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    I'm seeing the Da Vinci Code tomorrow with some buddies, and I've got sunday booked up with music-playing. Oh, and tonight I'm HOPING to get to go to coffee with Amy...
     
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    Arch Damn You! Staff Member Supporting Member

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    I got two things planned jack and s**t and jacks left town...... i never get bored of saying that (thanks evil dead).....

    actually jack hasn't left town, i got season 3 of 24 to watch.... already seen 7 episodes in two nights... and im lovin it..... nothin better than jack on the edge..... and i aint seen him this far on the edge..... i dig that about him. :mrgreen:

    like the joke :lol:
     
  6. mentos_007

    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    I wanted to see the Da vinci code but it was too late to get tickets !!! :(
    and you won't belive. it's friday and I'm sitting at home .. even though my friends are having fun somewhere...
     
  7. bace

    bace TPF Noob!

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    I read a really crap review for Da Vinci Code today. It made me reluctant to go and see it. I think the person that read it is really pretentious thought. Doesn't know how to have fun at the movies.
     
  8. Big Mike

    Big Mike I am Big, I am Mike Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Ya, I heard reviews that said it was boring....well, when does anyone ever agree with movie critics anyway?

    I want to see it, but not till the crowds die down.

    Oilers vs Duck...Game one tonight!
     
  9. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    Bace, you still not been banned? :p heya how you doing?

    Gotto say, I love fridays meself!
     
  10. Peanuts

    Peanuts TPF Noob!

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    About the Da Vinci Code, I am saving my pennies and reading it instead. (Turns page 141). At least until it hits the cheap theatres.
     
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    Gotta go get Malachite new peeps and a hair cut. Might do senior portraits of my two that are graduating next month **sniff sniff** but aside from that, I'm with Angel. I'm planning Jack AND Sh!t. It's been a hell of a week and I need to recover. :lol:
     
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    Can't wait to see the 'Code'.
     

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