Hi There ! Enjoy & continue to share jokes. The Old Perfesser (TM, dammit!) poses the following problem to one of his classes: A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his brother, and the rest to his wife. Now, what does each get? After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Pauly raises his hand and says, A lawyer?