Funny phrases

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  1. Darfion

    Darfion Soapbox guru...

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    -- Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
    -- A backward poet writes inverse.
    -- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
    -- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
    -- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
    -- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
    -- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
    -- Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
    -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    -- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
    -- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
    -- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
    -- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
    -- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    -- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
    -- She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
    -- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
    -- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
    -- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
    -- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
    -- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
    -- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
    -- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
    -- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
    -- Every calendar's days are numbered.
    -- A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
    -- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
    -- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
    -- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
    -- A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small
    medium at large.
    -- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
    -- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
    -- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
    -- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
    -- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
    --If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.
     
  2. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Thanks Darf...
     
  3. Osmer_Toby

    Osmer_Toby TPF Noob!

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    :lmao:

    hey, maybe i should try that. any volunteers? :twisted:
     
  4. westman

    westman TPF Noob!

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    NO one :lol:
     
  5. Osmer_Toby

    Osmer_Toby TPF Noob!

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    ya, i noticed. :?

    :::sniffle:::
    nobody loves me :cry:

    :lol:
     
  6. terri

    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Oh, yeah? I adore you, so stop whining!!! :twisted:
     
  7. Osmer_Toby

    Osmer_Toby TPF Noob!

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    ahem. i was sniffling, not whining.

    and, phew, glad to hear you still love me. :wink: :lol:
     
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    mrsid99 TPF Supporters Supporting Member

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