Game: Corrupt-A-Wish

SpeedTrap said:
Granted: But everytime you touch a gutar, the strings will all break

I wish I could find a nice Christmas Gift for my wife

I'm not touching that one... lol
 
SpeedTrap said:
Granted: But everytime you touch a gutar, the strings will all break

I wish I could find a nice Christmas Gift for my wife
Granted...but is becoming a slave really a good idea?

I wish I was in an orchestra
 
clarinetJWD said:
Granted...but is becoming a slave really a good idea?

I wish I was in an orchestra


Granted, however your clarinet is now filled with play-doh.

I wish it were summer.
 
clarinetJWD said:
Granted, but summer is now 15 F and snowy

I wish my watch had a second hand.

Granted, but you had to lose your real hand in order to create a second hand.

I wish I could get a pay raise at my job.
 
core_17 said:
Granted, but you had to lose your real hand in order to create a second hand.

I wish I could get a pay raise at my job.
Granted...How much Monopoly Money do you want?

I wish someone could beat me at monopoly.
 
clarinetJWD said:
Granted...How much Monopoly Money do you want?

I wish someone could beat me at monopoly.

Granted...however Monopoly is no longer a game, but rather real life. You're in jail, and owe the bank $132,689.


I wish there were 28 hours in the day.
 
Granted: But you work day has been extended to 27 hours a day
I wish my iPod had better songs on it.
 
granted, but the volume is stuck on "1".

I wish I wasn't at work right now.
 
Granted: You have just been fired for inappropriate use of company recourses.

I wish for peace on earth.
 
clarinetJWD said:
Granted, but now Mars is attacking.

I wish it wasn't so cold here.

Granted, it's now 72 degrees in Baltimore....but it doesn't matter, because you're in Siberia.


I wish I could have steak for dinner tonight.
 
Granted, but it isn't cooked.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
 
Your wish is my command but you will have to work ten days in a row


I wish I could have a piece of mint chocolate :D

...................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate.................
 
Granted, however that chocolate is moldy.

I wish I had some pizza.
 

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