Game: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but at the beach, the temperature is 30 and it snows.

I wish I had more lenses. :mrgreen:
 
Granted, but they are stained and stratched.

I wish I had more movies to watch, for free.
 
sthvtsh said:
I wish I had more movies to watch, for free.

Granted. Of course you have no control over what movies, and you have to watch them a la Clockwork Orange

I wish I didn't have to clean the apartment today.
 
Granted, but you have to clean your neighbors apartment.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.
 
Granted: but it doens't come with any motor or seats.

I wish I knew whether or not my new job offer will except me or not.
 
clarinetJWD said:
Granted, but your new job is bathroom sanitation and tasting.

I wish i wasn't so tired...

Hey, I resemble that remark:lmao:

Granted: but you'll never sleep again

I wish I didn't have to clean my desk.
 
Granted, but you no longer have a desk to clean!

I wish my homework was done.
 
Granted, but you get quadruple the work tomorrow. :p

I wish it would snow.
 
Granted, but it will be 94 tomorrow and it will all melt.

I wish I wasn't bored.
 
Granted, but to counteract that boredom, you will receive even more homework. :mrgreen:
 

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