Good evening Officer........

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    I was talking to my mate a couple of nights about going out with the telescope and camera this evening and we got onto the subject of getting arrested by the police and explaining why, at 3am I am parked up in the middle of no where with a high poweres telescope and camera!

    This topic quickly changed when my friend suggested I should try to get in as many chocolates into the conversation as possible!

    I'm possibly going out in about 6 hours so I'd like any more suggestions before the inevitable happens! :lol

    Starting with some of the most obvious:

    I'm just looking for a Galaxy.

    You can see Mars tonight.

    And, up there is the Milky Way!

    Any more? (I don't think his suggestion of how to get a Malteaser in will work! :lol: )
     
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    How about "Well officer, you see those apartments down the hill? There's a red-head who lives in the tenth floor, and..."


    lol...or not?
     
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    "I have intimacy issues..."

    chocolate:

    "I am looking at stars and while we're on the topic what are you doing here?"

    "Can you see that planet 'twix that group of stars?" (grasping at straws...)
     
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    I'm looking for Starbars
     
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    They should be bountyful
     
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    I heard a wispa
     
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    The ground is a bit crunchy under foot i must be a fruit and nut case being here
     
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    Good ones! :lol: :thumbup:
     
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    " I should have brough a PICNIC with me tonight"
     
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    "It was a MARATHON job getting everything loaded in the car"
     
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    "I REVEL in these dark skies"

    I'm noting all these down!:thumbup: ...................
     

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