Good evening Officer........

are all those thing chocolate over there? i havent heard of 90% of those.
 
"I'm taking pictures of the things that have inspired minstrels"

"I have a special servant to carry my equipment around its a nice tabby, he's my kitkat" (bare in mind if you actually back this up with a real cat carrying your telescope they may arrest you anyway)
 
We haven't heard of them cuz we're in the U.S. Duh. That's why I havne't tried this...cuz they probably won't have heard of the things we can come up with.
 
Doesn't really matter if they're English or foreign chocolates, just as long as I know they're chocolates!

As long as no one has a chocolate bar called "Panties" or something........................:er:
 
PlasticSpanner said:
Doesn't really matter if they're English or foreign chocolates, just as long as I know they're chocolates!

As long as no one has a chocolate bar called "Panties" or something........................:er:

edible underwear???
 
Alright, I'll give it a go:

"My officer, you are wearing a lovely chocolaty colored shirt!"
-I guess that one doesn't really work very well, but I tried.....

"I'll show you the pictures I took as long as you don't Snicker."

"Will you look at those Mounds of stars up there!"

"I think I can Take 5 to answer your questions."

"I'll give you a 100 Grand if you don't arrest me."

"I guess you Wonka know what I'm doing?"

"Earlier I had Butterfingers and nearly dropped my telescope!"

OK, I'm tired now.
 

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