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OKay stop me if you have heard this one before...
There was this lady who had a gorilla stuck up a tree in her front yard so she immediately ran inside and called the Gorilla Removal Service. A few mintues later a van pulled up and a man hoped out.
"You called the Gorilla Removal Service, mam'?" he asked.
"Yes, yes I did. See that's him up there" she pointed.
"Okay but this is a two person job and my partner is out on medical leave. He had a bit of an accident. so I'm gonna need you to help" He said.
Hesitantly she said "okay what do I NEED to do?"
He began digging in his van and pulled out a ladder, a long piece of 2X4 lumber, a pair of handcuffs, a pitbull dog, and a shot gun.
As he was finishing setting things up, he handed her the shotgun and said "okay this is how it works...I'm gonna climb up the tree and hit the gorilla with the 2x4, now Butch the dog is trained to bite the nuts of anything that falls from the tree, so when the gorilla falls Butch will attack and when the gorilla reaches for down for his crotch.. handcuff em!!" she looked at him for a sec and then down at the shotgun and asked "so what is the shotgun for?"
he replied "incase I miss and the gorilla knocks me out of the tree".
TA-DA!!!! boy was that funny. :mrgreen:
There was this lady who had a gorilla stuck up a tree in her front yard so she immediately ran inside and called the Gorilla Removal Service. A few mintues later a van pulled up and a man hoped out.
"You called the Gorilla Removal Service, mam'?" he asked.
"Yes, yes I did. See that's him up there" she pointed.
"Okay but this is a two person job and my partner is out on medical leave. He had a bit of an accident. so I'm gonna need you to help" He said.
Hesitantly she said "okay what do I NEED to do?"
He began digging in his van and pulled out a ladder, a long piece of 2X4 lumber, a pair of handcuffs, a pitbull dog, and a shot gun.
As he was finishing setting things up, he handed her the shotgun and said "okay this is how it works...I'm gonna climb up the tree and hit the gorilla with the 2x4, now Butch the dog is trained to bite the nuts of anything that falls from the tree, so when the gorilla falls Butch will attack and when the gorilla reaches for down for his crotch.. handcuff em!!" she looked at him for a sec and then down at the shotgun and asked "so what is the shotgun for?"
he replied "incase I miss and the gorilla knocks me out of the tree".
TA-DA!!!! boy was that funny. :mrgreen: