So, I just downloaded an application to my iPhone that Joe recommended called Jott. It records up to 15 seconds of audio and converts them to text. Pretty nifty for recording things like to-do lists. I was playing around with it, just testing it out, and quickly discovered that if you cuss, when converting, instead of writing out the cuss word, it will put in '(%expletive)' instead. So I did was any normal person would do . . . I said nothing but cuss words for the entire 15 seconds. Here is the result (note, it doesn't always get your words correct) Now, the actual words it transcribed? I didn't say any of those! This is fun.