had to share this joke

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  1. photong

    photong Typo Queen

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    i think i got it from emotioneric.com years ago. i was going through my livejournal and found it. it's amusing.

    How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
    Open the door, put in the elephant, close the door.

    How do you get a girraffe into a fridge?
    Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the girraffe, close the door.

    The king of the jungle called a meeting of all the animals in the world. One didn't show up. Who?
    The girraffe, because it was stuck in the fridge.

    You're walking through the jungle and come across an alligator infested river. How do you get across?
    Swim, all the alligators are at the meeting.
     
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    Traci when you wish upon a star...

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    It's funny that you posted this, I just this e-mail on Wednesday, and you said it was old to you. :lol:
     
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    I think these are actual questions some corporations use when hiring..kindof a 'think outside the box' thing. I could be wrong. Whoever told me that could have just been testing my gullibility.
     
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    Unimaxium TPF Noob!

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    I think you're right. I remember hearing that this was for manager positions I think. I don't remember exactly, though, since this thing is years old.
     
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    On the surreal animal jokes...

    What's white and flies through the jungle?
    A Fridge

    Why did the monkey sall out of the tree?
    It was dead

    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
    It was stapled to the first monkey

    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
    Saw the first two; thought it was a game

    Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
    Got hit by the fridge
     
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    yeah.. I heard it previously but not with aligators but with tigers in the bushes ...
     
  7. photong

    photong Typo Queen

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    i dont get it, but to me, because of the picture i took ladstnight, i find this funny. perhaps even more amusing because im soo sleepy but can't until at least 2am...which is soon....but i might try for 3...and im a monster, 4....

    the other ones are good. i like them. the monkeys like to jump on beds too.

    i like alligators rather than tigers in the bushes.
     
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    I remember a spate of weird jokes during the 60's e.g.:
    1) What's yellow and extremely dangerous? A = Shark infested custard.
    2) What's wrapped in brown paper and swings from church bells? A = The lunchpack of Notre Dame.
    3) What weighs 50 tons, is purple and lives in the sea? A = Moby Plum.
    There were lots more but darned if I can remember them.
     
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    LMAO! :lol: :lol:
     

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