Happy St Paddy's Day!

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  1. manda

    manda instigator of pottymouthedness

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    Im off to get plastered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

    Guinness and Irish boys, here I come.
     
  2. malachite

    malachite Heavily Medicated For Your Protection

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    Take a point & shoot with you. Drunkvision is always fun :p

    Have fun, be safe..............
     
  3. voodoocat

    voodoocat ))<>(( Supporting Member

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    I'll take some of that Guinness!
     
  4. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest

    guinness here too....


    i leave out the irish boys!

    md
     
  5. karissa

    karissa The Untitled

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    Just don't forget to wear green..... My neighbor gets me EVERY year! And then the one year I actually remember I have to be in uniform. Air Force blues. :?

    Just one corny joke for the road....

    What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?
    Rick O'Shea.
     
  6. Chase

    Chase I am now benign! Staff Member Supporting Member

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    And for a quick tasteless Irish joke..

    What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral...

    One less drunk! :drunk:
     
  7. karissa

    karissa The Untitled

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    :LOL: Good one Chase.... So true. :)
     
  8. terri

    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Back atcha, Manda! :cheers:

    I'll have a pint of whatever everyone else is having, m'laddies. :drunk:
     
  9. Darfion

    Darfion Soapbox guru...

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    Ok as promised a true quote from the emerald isle.
    Whilst over there a few years back we checked into the hotel in Dublin. As it was morning i thought i'd ask the manager for an English newspaper. Not knowing that these were always a day late.


    Me: "good morning. Have you got any English newspapers?"

    Manager: (thick accent) " would you loik todays or yesterdays?"

    Me: (confused) " well erm todays please"

    Manager: " well you'll have to come back tomorrow mornin fer dat one sorr"

    On the ferry parking my car:

    Attendant: " can you just reverse it forward a touch sorr?"

    Me: " i can do lots of things but reverse forward is not one of them"
     
  10. karissa

    karissa The Untitled

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    lol.. I had some one tell me today that they where going to go see a cemetery where they buried people above ground... I was like really... thatÂ’s very interesting. Most of the time the entomb people above ground and burry them below but to burry someone above ground has to be quite amazing.
     
  11. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    I'll have me another black'n tan!!

    :cheers:
     
  12. Geronimo

    Geronimo TPF Noob!

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    Guinness and plastered?
    Check

    Irish guys?
    Nope, but a few Irish girls. Yes.
     

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