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  1. Garbz

    Garbz No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    "The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents'. Have sex with them and you're in."

    Can you tell me in what weird twisted Jerry Springer type relationship this advice would actually work!
     
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    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    (Pssst! It's a quote from the animated series Futurama....the blowhard Captain Zapp Brannigan says it to his assistant Kif. Brannigan imagines himself a ladies man.)
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/zappquote.dhtml

    I've always been a big fan of animation and Futurama is quite possibly the most consistently funny series ever*.
    My sig often has quotes from it.

    Now if you could just ask your question a little more sexfully...




    *What else can you say of a series that has lines like:
    "I have a very sexy learning disability. I call it sexlexia."
     
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    One of my favorite Futurama scenes is when Kif and Zapp are homeless, and it shifts into a "Midnight Cowboy" montage with Harry Nillson playing in the background... so funny.

    Another good line: "I find the sexiest part of a woman is the boobies..."
     
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    "Now, let's try that a little lower... and a lot softer"
     
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    I brought this back up cause I saw a Futurama shirt today, of ZOIDBERG!!!

    He's my favorite too! But he's not really shirt material for most!
     
  7. Garbz

    Garbz No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Yeah futurama lines are great but they don't compare the family guy:

    Brian: "Stewie you're drunk"
    Stewie: "And you're sexy! I don't know what you're talking about ... I .. I .. I've ... never felt better."
    <stewie hurls all over Brian>
    Stewie: "Now i've never felt better!"
     
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    Ooh! A lesson in not changing History from Mister 'I am my own Grandfather'.
     
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    Senor Hound TPF Noob!

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    Fry and bender are in a prison cell:

    Fry: "We gotta think of some way to get out of here... I know, let's try that steam vent in the corner..."

    Bender using his robot strength pries the hatch off of it

    Fry: "NO GOOD! It's full of steam!!!"
     

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