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"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents'. Have sex with them and you're in."

Can you tell me in what weird twisted Jerry Springer type relationship this advice would actually work!
 
(Pssst! It's a quote from the animated series Futurama....the blowhard Captain Zapp Brannigan says it to his assistant Kif. Brannigan imagines himself a ladies man.)
 
http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/zappquote.dhtml

I've always been a big fan of animation and Futurama is quite possibly the most consistently funny series ever*.
My sig often has quotes from it.

Now if you could just ask your question a little more sexfully...




*What else can you say of a series that has lines like:
"I have a very sexy learning disability. I call it sexlexia."
 
One of my favorite Futurama scenes is when Kif and Zapp are homeless, and it shifts into a "Midnight Cowboy" montage with Harry Nillson playing in the background... so funny.

Another good line: "I find the sexiest part of a woman is the boobies..."
 
"Now, let's try that a little lower... and a lot softer"
 
I brought this back up cause I saw a Futurama shirt today, of ZOIDBERG!!!

He's my favorite too! But he's not really shirt material for most!
 
Yeah futurama lines are great but they don't compare the family guy:

Brian: "Stewie you're drunk"
Stewie: "And you're sexy! I don't know what you're talking about ... I .. I .. I've ... never felt better."
<stewie hurls all over Brian>
Stewie: "Now i've never felt better!"
 
Fry and bender are in a prison cell:

Fry: "We gotta think of some way to get out of here... I know, let's try that steam vent in the corner..."

Bender using his robot strength pries the hatch off of it

Fry: "NO GOOD! It's full of steam!!!"
 

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