Hey bald guy

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  1. Chiller

    Chiller Mental case

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    There's this man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a fancy halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain the problem. A few days later, he receives a parcel with a note:
    "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head, and with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate."
    The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says:
    "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head, you will really look the part."
    Now the man is really annoyed, since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, and he writes the company a REALLY rude letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads:
    "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a jar of caramel. Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a candy apple!"
     
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    ViceOfFire TPF Noob!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
     
  3. cherry30

    cherry30 TPF Noob!

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    That is funny but cruel. HAHAHA.
     

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