Hillbilly Vasectomy

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  1. PNA

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    Couldn't resist retelling this one......:lol:



    Subject: Hillbilly Vasectomy



    After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his Veterinarian, and told him that he and his Cousin, didn't want to have any more children.

    The Doctor, told him that there was a procedure called a Vasectomy,that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
    alternative,' said the Doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can(Bud Light), then hold the can up to
    your ear and count to 10.'

    The Alabamian, said to the Doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
    'Trust me,' said the Doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

    '1'

    '2'

    '3'

    '4'

    '5'

    (you'll love this...)


    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Missouri , West Virginia and Washington DC . NC and SC
     
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    Heeeyyyy!!!:grumpy:



    <------- I'm from Tennessee! :irked:


    We're not ALL inbred!;)



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    Have you tried this methed yet.....?????:lmao:
     
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    hahahaha niiiiice
     
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    Well...considering I don't have the right equipment...I'm gonna have to say negative on that one!:lol:

    Here's one for you guys...


    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a very attractive blonde woman from Tennessee arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

    She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless". With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled "Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she Yelled "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!

    She hugged each of the dealers and picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other, dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know...I thought you were watching"


    Moral: Not all Southerners are stupid, Not all blondes are dumb, But all men...are men!

    :greenpbl:
     
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    Being a man, I never considered a woman would respond to the joke....:blushing:






    I wouldn't be watching the dice either.....being a man!!!:lmao:


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    lol Women can have a sense of humor too! It wasn't really the subject of the joke though, it was the implication that southerners are dumb! lol Some of us...women anyway...can be quite intelligent!:geek:

    You've had a couple women besides me comment! (though they were just giggles, lol)
     

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