Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! It's like David and Goliath, only this time David won! Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! You don't win friends with salad. You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. Trying is the first step towards failure. They have the Internet on computers now? Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! Do I know what rhetorical means?