How the hell

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  1. voodoocat

    voodoocat ))<>(( Supporting Member

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    Does one clean onion smell off ones hands? I chopped up some onion last night and it's still lingering. I like to sniff my fingers throughout the day and this onion smell is getting in the way of the natural smells created during a day of using my hands.
     
  2. MDowdey

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    but more importantly, why do you sniff your fingers during the day?



    and to get the smell off, squeeze a lemon over your hands and rub them together. the juice will do the trick.



    --martha stewert, from her book "jailhouse bitches #2"


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    I can't just pee on my hands?
     
  4. MDowdey

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    wow. im not even sure which direction im supposed to take this conversation!!! :)


    you could pee on your hands, but i would prefer to just have someone else crap in my hand.




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    We're not stopping you. But I don't think that'll help with the onion smell, or maybe it will :wink:


    Zach :D
     
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  7. MDowdey

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    i might be getting "jailhouse bitches #2" and martha's book confused. i do recall a movie i just watched that had something to do with girls and jail. :blushing: :mrgreen:

    man that was a good one. :wink: :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows:


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    :lol:
     
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    Yeah.. I think that only works with jellyfish stings....

    back to the drawing board...
    hands reek of onions... no lemons close by and piss doesn't work :scratch:
     
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    Go wash your hands with gasoline and light a match.... not sure if it will help get rid of the smell... but it sure would be fun to watch!



    (don't forget to take pictures!):mrgreen:
     
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    DON'T TELL US THE ENDING!! :x You'll just ruin it for us, if we happen to pick it up.
     
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    File your fingernails down until the tips of your fingers begin to bleed. Rub the warm blood over your hands. Then, while the blood is still warm and runny, remove your shoes and socks and grab your feet. Take care to pick up some toe jam and add that to the blood mixture.

    After several minutes it is okay to wash again, using stringent detergent. Pat dry with paper towel.

    This should solve the problem. :thumbup:
     

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