how to call the popo

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  1. JonMikal

    JonMikal TPF Noob!

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    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when
    his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
    she could see
    from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off
    the
    light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and he
    said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
    should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
    available.

    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
    people
    in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've
    just shot them
    all." Then he hung up.

    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
    ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd
    shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

    True Story... I LOVE IT!!

     
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    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    buahahaha that is amazing :D:D:D great hehehe
     

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