How to tell the sex of a fly

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  1. mrsid99

    mrsid99 TPF Supporters Supporting Member

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    A woman walks into her kitchen and there's the husband walking around holding a fly-swatter.

    "Killed any flies yet?" she asked.

    "Yep!" said the husband "3 males and 2 females".

    "How can you tell?" she asked.

    "Easy" said the husband "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone".
     
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    *snort*
     
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    Hey Orie, i clicked on your website in your signature and it didn't work. :(
     
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    Hmm, it's working now. I know the hosting co is migrating to new servers so maybe it was just down...
     

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