How to tell the sex of a fly

[mrsid99]

A woman walks into her kitchen and there's the husband walking around holding a fly-swatter.

"Killed any flies yet?" she asked.

"Yep!" said the husband "3 males and 2 females".

"How can you tell?" she asked.

"Easy" said the husband "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone".

 

[oriecat]

*snort*

 

[havoc]

Hey Orie, i clicked on your website in your signature and it didn't work.

 

[oriecat]

Hmm, it's working now. I know the hosting co is migrating to new servers so maybe it was just down...