I am the Sick Photographer

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  1. rufus5150

    rufus5150 TPF Noob!

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    (Blame it on the nyquil)

    I am the sick Photographer

    I tried to take some pictures
    With stuffy nose and ache
    I tried it with the lens cap on
    It's just a bit opaque?

    My sneeze adjusts my aperture
    My cough the ISO, too
    I went to take a long exposure
    Instead I hit preview.

    I deleted all my images
    And wiped the card off clean
    I didn't have a backup
    And the bride's dear mom is mean.

    I tried to make an HDR
    I grabbed the slider, 'black'
    St. Peter dropped in to say, "Hi"
    and take his halo back.

    I snapped a picture of a dove
    And into 'Shop it went
    After twenty curve adjustments
    My Wacom pen was bent.

    The dove that was no longer
    became trippy, posterized.
    I posted it for feedback
    And got back "bleeding eyes!!!"

    To much saturation,
    rule of thirds a bad one, too
    I'd framed the pure white dove
    in a vibrant patch of goo.

    I hacked on a kind model
    from the 'Mayhem, TFP
    She's now down with Swine Flu,
    And the mods have site banned me.

    Every shot I take is torture
    Each edit, just a fight
    I am the sick photographer
    I'm nyquillin, and chillin, g'night.
     
  2. leighthal

    leighthal TPF Noob!

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    ROFL

    Feel better!
     
  3. rufus5150

    rufus5150 TPF Noob!

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    Thank you :) Working on it... Harumph.
     

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