I just burned my *ahem* pelvic region (sorry, no pics)

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  1. reg

    reg TPF Noob!

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    I was smoking, AND I was on the toilet, AND on TPF, AND had photoshop open in the background. And I had the cigarette hanging out all Raoul Duke style.... and I was photoshopping.... and chatting.... and toilet-ing... until...


    OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST DO

    As it turned out, it wasn't so much about what the hell I just did so much as it was what I didn't. I didn't flick the ash.

    Now I have a boo-boo.

    :grumpy:

    TO MAKE THIS THREAD SOMEWHAT PRODUCTIVE: Post your least favorite "$(%%*" story.
     
  2. Yahoozy

    Yahoozy TPF Noob!

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    oh dear lord...
    sorry, i cant really top that one
    i did accidentally drink dish soap once though...
     
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    reg TPF Noob!

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    You must elaborate.

    Now!
     
  4. Yahoozy

    Yahoozy TPF Noob!

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    hahahah alright
    so i was camping with my friend david and his mother (for reasons known only to herself) decides to keep some dish soap in a propel bottle (incidentally my favorite flavor)
    so david and i come back from an hour long hike (where we, of course, forgot to bring anything to drink) and we both reach for the first bottle we can get our hands on
    his was delicious
    mine burned, and stuck to the roof of my mouth, my tongue, and my teeth
    i proceeded to both vomit and curse in copious amounts

    later that night i received a 2nd degree burn from a lantern

    that day was awesome...
     
  5. Josh66

    Josh66 Been spending a lot of time on here!

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    I almost got shot by my roommate once...

    He accidentally fired off a .44 in my general direction. Blew the arm off of the chair I was sitting in, an inch higher and it would have hit me right around the elbow. Range was probably about 3-4 feet, my entire arm was filled with gunpowder.

    Somehow, I was the only one that stayed calm (me, my roommate, and a couple other people were there). I had already started taking my belt off (thought I'd need a tourniquet) before I noticed that it missed. My arm started getting real warm, I thought it was blood but it turned out to just be the gunpowder burning me. Felt like minutes, but it was probably just a few seconds.

    Yup, that's how we roll around here...



    j/k ;)
     
  6. CowboysDaughter

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    :lmao: I can't stop laughing at that one.

    I guess I could tell one of my horse accident stories.

    I was about 8 or 9. We had seen a mountain lion about a quarter of a mile away from the house, so Daddy and I saddled up to go look for tracks. I was on Spud, my trusty mount. HA. Daddy rode down further into the pasture and I carefully circled around closer to the gate. I finally saw a print and called to Daddy, and he told me to get off and look at it. Well as it so happens, the track was on the RIGHT side of the horse. For those of you who don't know, it's a general rule you always get off on the LEFT side of the horse. Unless you are positive your horse can take the improper dismounting. Well I had gotten off of Spud on the right side before, so I went to step off on that side. My left foot was already on the ground, and when I was little, I used to pull my foot out of the stirrup last. Daddy didn't like the idea of me getting off like that and said in his 'warning tone', "Katie...." I sigh, in a rather annoyed way, and go to get back on.

    Well Spud didn't mind my getting OFF on that side.
    He DID mind me coming back up. So he takes off a buckin', I have my left foot through the stirrup, and am clinging to the saddle horn, bouncing off the side of this durned horse.
    In case you city people don't know, it's very dangerous to have a single foot through a stirrup like that. Because if you do get thrown, your foot probably won't come out, and you will be dragged. And if your horse is really scared of something dragging alongside him, he will run faster.
    So here I am, clinging to the dang horn, Daddy yelling at me to bail, and I'm too scared too. Well I finally do and I hit the ground pretty hard. Spud ran off about 50 feet, Daddy caught him, and I jumped right back on.

    And all Daddy says is, "You ruined my lion track!"

    :grumpy:

    It was the first time I was ever bucked off.
     
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    (Sorry, just couldn't resist using that smilie!)
     
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    Y'all are making me feel a whole lot better about being from TN!:lmao:

    Anty's right...needs pictures!:mrgreen:
     
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    I got a cup of scalding hot coffee from 7-11 one day, jumped into the truck and put it between my legs as there was no cup holder. Wile backing out a car pulled in close allmost hitting me so I hit the break hard, this action squeezed the cup and it spit open. WELL there is only one thing you can do when that happens and its take it off NOW ! RIGHT NOW!!!

    There I was in the parking lot with pants at my ankles jumping and flapping for the world to see. Screaming like a little girl that I was badly burned. Its funny now but was not at all then.
     
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    You. Win.
     
  11. Alex_B

    Alex_B No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    That is why I do not smoke, if you just spill your (cold) drink there it might look embarrassing, but it does not hurt ;)
     
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    Alex_B No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    but everyone knows that storing chemicals of whatever type in that kind of bottles is a big NO-NO.
     

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