About a week ago I called this Lt. in the U.S. Army. Not really sure what department, but what I found really funny, was a term he used. Now when I say funny, I don't mean laugh with this guy, I mean laugh at this guy for even saying something so retardedly stupid. Not just saying it once, he repeated himself a BUNCH of times. Like he was trying to get ME to say it to. When I call people, it's usually pretty brief. "Hey how you doing, have you heard about this conference? No, great, let me send you the brochure via e-mail". "Yeah Paul, send that over vie the nippernet there." "great, what's you address". "oh jeez, nippernet adress...hmm...let me just see here....JANICE, WHAT'S MA NIPPERNET ADDRESS....Oh yeah, that's right. Ok Paul my nippernet address is (blah blah blah) send that down to me will ya" "No problem, i'll talk to you next week to see if you'll be coming out" WHO THE HELL CALLS THE INTERNET THE NIPPERNET???? WAS IT NOT INVENTED BY THE U.S. ARMY??? What an idiot.