I robbed a pole and it sucked.

[tmpadmin]

I dressed up as my English teacher, because I was drunk.

 

[mentos_007]

I felt up a flamingo for the money?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
what does it mean!?!?!

 

[bace]

I had drunken sex with dick cheney and something shrank.

 

[photo gal]

I had drunken sex with dick cheney and something shrank.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[mentos_007]

I ate dick cheney and had twins

OMG I didn't know that's the way of having kids....

 

[PreludeX]

OMG I didn't know that's the way of having kids....

yeah, didnt you know, its the new vibe!

 

[PlasticSpanner]

I robbed some random guy and it sucked!


Apparently my wife partied with a Ninja and liked it!

 

[PlasticSpanner]

Seems like all the December-borns "had drunken sex with" someone or something :shock:, and all those whose names start in "C" (Corry, Chase, Chris, Corinna... for that matter!) find that "it sucked".

Well. Since my birthday is on the 22nd of December, you may find out for yourselves what I am supposed to have had drunken sex with.............. :roll: - and I don't even own one.........

So who's did you borrow & I hope you wiped it afterwards!

 

[SlySniper]

I got married to a ninja to be naked.

 

[jstuedle]

Mine: I dressed up as a cell phone to be sexy.

Cathy: I peed on Ron Jeremy and it sucked!

Toooo funny

 

[Artemis]

I robbed a pole to be cool...

 

[photobug]

I dressed up as a Teletubby to be sexy.

That's really sick!

 

[JonMikal]

i peed on frankenstein to be sexy

 

[ShutteredEye]

I robbed a pole and then I streaked.

 

[Luminosity]

I would shoot one if I wasn't drunk... :mrgreen:

I'm just thankful I wasnt born in December and my name doesnt start with 'K'