I say I say I say

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  1. lostprophet

    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    I was in a posh restaurant and the waiter brought me my duck on a plate.

    The duck looked at me and said:
    "You're eyes are like diamonds and your presence fills me with joy."

    I looked at the waiter and said:

    "Waiter, I asked for aromatic duck.."



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    Was putting some flowers on a grave the other day,when I saw 4 gravediggers carrying a coffin.

    I passed the cemetery about 4 hours later and they were still carrying the coffin around.

    I thought to myself,
    "Those idiots have lost the plot!"
     
  2. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    You, in a posh restaurant????
     
  3. Antarctican

    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    OMG, I did not see either of those punchlines coming. I especially like the second one.
     

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