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  1. Antarctican

    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    Dear Walter:

    I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving
    my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
    mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
    halt.

    I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
    couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making
    mad passionate love to her! I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.

    When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back
    yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her
    unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed,
    and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and
    kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when
    I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and
    admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

    I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job
    six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
    worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he
    has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him
    anymore.

    Can you please help?

    Sincerely,
    Mrs Sheila Usk
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Dear Sheila:

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
    variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
    debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
    the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
    solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
    causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

    I hope this helps.

    Walter
     
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    Lisa B TPF Noob!

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    HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!
     
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    :biglaugh:
     
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    Good practical advice. I can't see anything wrong here.
     
  5. Antarctican

    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    Silly me. He didn't suggest checking to see if there was fuel in the tank to start with,
    Guess you are right.
     
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    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    As usual [​IMG]
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    So here's the can. Walk to the nearest gas station and get some, there's a good girl.
     
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    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    And here's a flipper....go knock yourself out.

    [​IMG]
     
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    =[ that's just mean!! But damn funny! hahahha
     
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    Her flipperings sound worse than they are.
     
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    wait, so you take her flipper and then knock yourself out..........isnt it your flippering then?
     

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