Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by Village Idiot, Feb 6, 2009.
That is all.
pfft tell us something we don't know
I hate the fact that my birthday is St. Patrick's Day because me friends expect me to drink until I pass out even though the last two years I used many obsenities when yelling at the about their short comings and when letting them know what I really thought about them and yet they insist that I do it again the next year and it gets tired and runs on and on and on just like this sentence.
Does that work? :er:
well you could not get drunk - that would probably solve things
I tried. People break into my house with IVs filled with vodka and drunk me in my sleep. They're sneaky. :raisedbrow:
that is tricky - you could try sleeping in the garden shed - they would never suspect that!
...but they would now.
...and all this time I thought you were just an idiot.
Shhhhh....don't tell anyone.
I thought I was an idiot but, it turned out I was just retarded.
My friend doesn't like when I say retard. She works with mentally handicapped people and their families.
I always quote 'Something About Mary',: "I like working with retards". She then hits me.
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