I'm evil.

[Village Idiot]

That is all.

 

[Overread]

pfft tell us something we don't know

 

[Village Idiot]

pfft tell us something we don't know

I hate the fact that my birthday is St. Patrick's Day because me friends expect me to drink until I pass out even though the last two years I used many obsenities when yelling at the about their short comings and when letting them know what I really thought about them and yet they insist that I do it again the next year and it gets tired and runs on and on and on just like this sentence.

Does that work? :er:

 

[Overread]

well you could not get drunk - that would probably solve things

 

[Village Idiot]

well you could not get drunk - that would probably solve things

I tried. People break into my house with IVs filled with vodka and drunk me in my sleep. They're sneaky. :raisedbrow:

 

[Overread]

hmmmmmmm
that is tricky - you could try sleeping in the garden shed - they would never suspect that!

 

[Chris of Arabia]

...but they would now.

 

[kundalini]

I'm evil.

...and all this time I thought you were just an idiot.
















:lmao:

 

[Village Idiot]

...but they would now.

Now what?

 

[Village Idiot]

...and all this time I thought you were just an idiot.

















:lmao:

Shhhhh....don't tell anyone.

 

[Joves]

I thought I was an idiot but, it turned out I was just retarded.

 

[Village Idiot]

My friend doesn't like when I say retard. She works with mentally handicapped people and their families.

I always quote 'Something About Mary',: "I like working with retards". She then hits me.

 

[Joves]

I always tell my boss hire the hadicapped, they are fun to watch. I do that any time I do something stupid.