i'm such a guy......

[Hertz van Rental]

I just farted and burped at the same time. I fixed my area. Scratched my rear. And now i'm gonna go play some video games and wait till my chicken is cooked.

And they say romance is dead....






(For a while there I thought 'cooking your chicken' might be a euphemism for something rude)

 

[terri]

And they say romance is dead....






(For a while there I thought 'cooking your chicken' might be a euphemism for something rude)

I believe it's "choking the chicken" that has questionable connotations....but we should probably let it stop right there.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I believe it's "choking the chicken" that has questionable connotations....

It could be 'cooking the chicken' if you do it too vigorously. Friction.

 

[Darfion]

oh sorry. I read that as "I'm such a gay"

 

[terri]

It could be 'cooking the chicken' if you do it too vigorously. Friction.

True. A blackened chicken comes to mind, a'la blackened fish - a good Creole/New Orleans style of cooking, where the outer skin is actually seared. :thumbup:

 

[Luminosity]

Speaking from experience are we Tina? :mrgreen:

Make the flashbacks stop mummmmmy ! :cry:

First time I heard Josh fart in bed I automatically went into blanket-lock-down mode by holding the doona down hard with my arms

 

[Corry]

Ok, call me stupid but what's a dutch oven?

 

[clarinetJWD]

Ok, call me stupid but what's a dutch oven?

It's what you cook in, while living in the Netherlands.

(The Urban Dictionary)

 

[errant_star]

Ok, call me stupid but what's a dutch oven?

When someone farts under a blanket and then traps someone under said blanket forcing them to breathe the rancid air uke-rig:

 

[Luminosity]

When someone farts under a blanket and then traps someone under said blanket forcing them to breathe the rancid air uke-rig:

What Errant said uke-rig: ....

Its air-assault.

 

[Corry]

Ohhh. So what Erik does to me every damn night has a name.

 

[Luminosity]

Ohhh. So what Erik does to me every damn night has a name.

Oh no

Tell him, for every time he does that to you, he has to go out in public wearing eyeliner and lipstick.

Actually, dont do that. It might backfire and he might develop a taste for makeup and start using yours.

Umm....put laxatives in his coffee. That way, he wont feel safe fartin in bed anymore ? :mrgreen:

 

[bace]

Umm....put laxatives in his coffee. That way, he wont feel safe fartin in bed anymore ? :mrgreen:

BAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's EVIL!!!

 

[Luminosity]

BAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's EVIL!!!

Survival of the fittest m'dear :thumbsup:

 

[photo gal]

Survival of the fittest m'dear :thumbsup:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: