Important Bulletin! It's Penguin Awareness Day!

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  1. Antarctican

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    I kid you not!! [​IMG] January 20 is Penguin Awareness Day this year. I am available all day and well into the night to receive your gifts and cards.

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  2. Antarctican

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    What passes for penguin humour, at least in Britain:

    Q: What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner?
    A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

    Q: Why are penguins good race drivers?
    A: Because they're always in the pole position.

    Q: Why did the penguin cross the road ?
    A: To go with the floe
     
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    I am aware of penguins, I don't see why there needs to be a day about it.


    I'm also aware that they are evil.
     
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    Q: What's black, white and red all over?

    A: A penguin who got a good beating. They probably deserved it as well.
     
  5. Antarctican

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    True, a very few are untrustworthy:

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    We are also aware that they disguise themselves as waiters to infiltrate our institutions as part of their plan for world domination.
     
  7. Alex_B

    Alex_B No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    wasn't it also penguins in Batman?
     
  8. kundalini

    kundalini Been spending a lot of time on here!

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    I didn't realize they were so "bendy". :wink:



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    After my last rant about penguins I made a site dedicating my hatred toward them. Everyone has to have a hobby... But my host is dead.
     
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    You'd never see an Otter doing this sort of thing

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    That's an otter in a tuxedo.


    Which reminds me, I've got to wear a penguin suit for my sisters wedding. And they want me to live in their house for the two weeks they're away on honey moon. Party at mine! ;)
     

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