Important Bulletin! It's Penguin Awareness Day!

[Hertz van Rental]

Er...... oh...... you mean the cute little fuzzy penguins (are they fuzzy? I think so)

Actually, penguins are pretty sharp so I think you need to see your optician.

 

[Antarctican]

Well, Penguin Awareness Day is over for another year. My cards and gifts seemingly went astray, as none were received. I'll give more notice next time. World Penguin Day is April 25, so start shopping now.

 

[lostprophet]

Well, Penguin Awareness Day is over for another year. My cards and gifts seemingly went astray, as none were received. I'll give more notice next time. World Penguin Day is April 25, so start shopping now.

WHAT!!!! another bloody Penguin day!!??!
I get the feeling the wool is being pulled over my eyes

 

[ferny]

WHAT!!!! another bloody Penguin day!!??!
I get the feeling the wool is being pulled over my eyes

No wool pulling until the 6th July.


http://www.sheepday.co.uk/

 

[Antarctican]

WHAT!!!! another bloody Penguin day!!??!
I get the feeling the wool is being pulled over my eyes

No wool pulling until the 6th July.
http://www.sheepday.co.uk/

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Fangman]

Is 6th July sheep awareness day?

Don't tell Wales - they think it is every day . . . .

 

[lostprophet]

but why would a Whale want to be aware of Sheep? ;-)

 

[Fangman]

Because it would be swimming half way up a mountain if it ran into one

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Or the sheep could be getting itself into deep water.

 

[Antarctican]

Hot water is even worse.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

But sheep like to have a bath.

 

[Fangman]

You can hear them calling out for someone to run the water Baaaaathe!

 

[Antarctican]

I'm not sure it's an actual bath they like, although I hear they like a quick 'dip'

 

[Fangman]

They prefer candles to LAMplight in the bathroom. They always look a bit sheepish if the get caught being frisky.

 

[Antarctican]

Ewe are really ramming home the puns, aren't you?