invest in grapefruit

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  1. JonMikal

    JonMikal TPF Noob!

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    according to an article in the washington post; as a result from a recent study, if a woman is scented with the fragrance of grapefruit, men will perceive her as being 6+ years younger. call your broker!
     
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    Can't we just get you guys drunk instead? :mrgreen:
     
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    grapefruit costs less at the moment :wink: just go to the store, come home and take a long grapefruit bath :mrgreen:
     
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    Well, of course I meant you were buying. That's definitely cheaper. :cheers:
     
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    But with grapefruit you won't end up with something going limp and later pissing the bed.
     
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    I heard that study the other day. I drink grapefruit juice most days, does that count?
     
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    Exactly what are you telling us here, Ferny? :mrgreen:
     
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    Nothing. But I did almost **** myself yesterday. Good job I've got cat like reflexes. :shock: Had a kebab the night before. First time I've had salad with it and eaten it, so I'll blame that and not the suspect meat content. See, that's why I don't like vegetables, they're bad for you I tells yer!

    The warmed up left over meat was nice the next day. I don't learn my lessons well....
     
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    Lettuce contains a natural diuretic.

    As for me I have already cornered the grapefruit market. I have filled a swimming pool with them and I am charging ladies big bucks to strip off and roll around in there.


    And I'm making even bigger bucks from the webcams I've installed...
     
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    lol, mabye after you drink it..breath on him..see what that does...
     
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    Oh, so that was YOU'RE webcam I saw the other day... I mean... Shame on you, Hertz! Think of the children!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
     
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    here is another fruit based piece of info...

    I heared on the radio that when men shop, they choose melons which reflect the size of their partners breasts!

    ...i wonder how that works for gay men? :scratch: maybe its a different section of the fruit and veg stall
     

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