It's Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrrr!

[limr]

Argh! Yer' a winsome lass, fer sher, that be known, but because yer' post'n quite late in the day, you caught me off guard, ye did! A fine kettle of fish! Now shiver me timbers, I be more than a little embarrassed about missn' the opportunity ta talk like a pirate all day. Argh!

Ye're too kind, matey, 'n ye've done well wit' short notice!

 

[limr]

Thar be plenty o gold on that there merchant, so hoist the stun's'l and make ready yer guns.

Yo-ho-ho, let's be off then 'n get th' booty!

 

[limr]

Can't. Every time I try this, a contagion of giggles and then out-and-out laughter results. And that totally withers the pirate persona.

Now, aren't ye th' cutie pie? Arrrrgh.

Walk into any Krispy Kreme donut shop today, talk like a pirate and you will get a free donut, if you're wearing a pirate costume you will get a dozen free donuts.

Jes' sayin' matey!

Mmm, Krispy Kreme. Thar be none near me ship 'n now I be needin' one but canna have one! Curses! Argh!

 

[480sparky]

 

[snerd]

Avast, ye scurvy swabs! Floggings will continue until moral improves! Arrrgh!!!

 

[480sparky]

Avast, ye scurvy swabs! Floggings will continue until moral improves! Arrrgh!!!

Where be that missy that goes by Mishelle?

 

[pgriz]

Avast, ye scurvy swabs! Floggings will continue until moral improves! Arrrgh!!!

Where be that missy that goes by Mishelle?

And who do you think is holding the whip???

 

[limr]

Arrrrr, 'tis true. That lass be scary jolly wit' her whip!

 

[snerd]

Seamus says ye best be watching ye manners!!

 

[480sparky]

Seamus says ye best be watching ye manners!!


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Y'arrr. Ye Sea Cap'n talks more like'n pirate than ya Seamus do.

 

[snerd]

Ya know, I never watched the Simpsons. Besides Bart and Homer, I don't know any of the characters!

 

[limr]

'Tis my favorite scurvy pirate:


(Not the most inventive choreography, but Gene Kelly's legs! Arrr!)

 

[snowbear]

For my Canadian friends. The late Stan Rogers. NSFW (language)

 

[limr]

Aww, th' day be over, an' now we'll all have t' start shoutin' normally again. Arrrr

 

[snowbear]

Aye.