Jesus is watching you!

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  1. Overread

    Overread has a hat around here somewhere Staff Member Supporting Member

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    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight
    around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
     
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    LMAO!!!! :lol:
     
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    OMG!!! Good one! Thanks for the laugh...
     
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    thebeginning TPF Noob!

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    haha not bad a'tall :D
     
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    Harmony TPF Noob!

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    Hahaha. I actually heard the original version before it circuited the internet...

    It was originally a song, written to be sung with a... get this... ukelele.
     
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    Weird... very weird.

    Great joke! Thanks for posting it :D
     
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    Harmony TPF Noob!

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    Uh oh! You might offend TPF's elite group of ukelele players!
     

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