jew curl

[nealjpage]

what's a jew phone? i want one

He said it was a ornate gold plated phone connected to all the banking institutions (including the Federal Reserve) and credit companies that could be used to control the fiscal fate of his enemies should he need to drop the big one.

I'm surprised you don't have one. He told me all Jews got one at birth. Or maybe it happened at the bat mitzvah. I'm not sure.

 

[spiffybeth]

oh no! when congregation beth israel presented me with my presents at the end of my bat mizvah, they failed to give me my jew phone!

 

[Iron Flatline]

Well, when I was Bar Mitzvah'd (in the 1970s) all us good Jewish boys wore our curly hair a little longer. The style is now knows as a Jewfro.

By the way, non-Americans get very uncomfortable around Jewish humor these days.

 

[Iron Flatline]

Also...

Most Spectacular Jewfro EVER:

 

[spiffybeth]

no worries, the jewfro still exists!