Joke (joke)

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What do you think?

  1. This is a joke.

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  2. This is a politically loaded joke.

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  3. This is a racial joke.

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    A Scotsman moves to the USA & finally attends his first baseball game.
    The first batter approaches the batter's box, takes a few swings and then
    hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run"! The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN, RUN!!" The Scotsman enjoys the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls
    "Walk." The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, "Rrrrun...... ye lazy bastard, rrrun!" The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down. A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he's got four balls." The Scot stands up and screams, "Walk with pride, lad."
     
  2. Karalee

    Karalee hOtLiPs!

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    :LOL: I thought it was pretty funny!
     
  3. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    I think it's racial.







    No way would a Scotsman pay to go anywhere, let alone to America.




    *ducks*
     
  4. mrsid99

    mrsid99 TPF Supporters Supporting Member

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    It's good to hear the old ones again!
     
  5. aggiezach

    aggiezach Yup...

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    :lmao: Thanks for the laugh
     
  6. Uselessdreamer1

    Uselessdreamer1 TPF Noob!

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    haha nice one!!!
     
  7. karissa

    karissa The Untitled

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    hahaha!!!!
     
  8. Lula

    Lula Cracks-Up At Crazy Titles!

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    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
  9. Canon Fan

    Canon Fan TPF Noob!

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    Maybe I've created some uneeded cautiousness here recently but I laughed wildley at this one :lol:
     
  10. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Laughter cures everything. At least for me. :lol: :lol:
     

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