Joke of the day

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  1. vixenta

    vixenta Hands Off Me Haggis!

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    A husband and his wife got into a crowded lift and the wife was annoyed to see him pressing up to a beautiful blonde. All of a sudden the blonde smacked him across the face shouting,

    "How dare you pinch my arse!"

    As the couple got out of the lift, the shamed husband turned to his wife and said "I didn't pinch her arse darling, you must believe me."

    "I know you didn't" replied the wife.
     
  2. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    I'm never getting in a lift with you...
     
  3. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    hehehe... see men should just give up... women are just so much better! :greenpbl:
     
  4. vixenta

    vixenta Hands Off Me Haggis!

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    haha, what? why not? :bigangel:
     
  5. MDowdey

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    just for those that need the extra help:

    lift=elevator
    arse=ass


    hehe, sorry vixe, had to do it :)

    funny joke!!!!
     
  6. vixenta

    vixenta Hands Off Me Haggis!

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    oh no sorry MD, i forgot all you yankies didn't speak english, how insensitive of me :mrgreen:
     
  7. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest

    we dont speak english, we speak american. its WAY different. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :hug::
     
  8. Xmetal

    Xmetal TPF Noob!

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    I hate it when yanks try and push their ways onto other cultures. :greenpbl:
     
  9. vixenta

    vixenta Hands Off Me Haggis!

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    Right on dude :lmao:
     
  10. MDowdey

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    x, dont be mad that your entire continent was founded as a prison colony!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :hug:: :hug::


    just kidding, please dont hurt me.
     
  11. Xmetal

    Xmetal TPF Noob!

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    Hey! You lot came in and killed off all the Indians!! :mrgreen: :greenpbl:
     
  12. hobbes28

    hobbes28 Incredible Supporting Member

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    Wow...I feel the love in this thread. :mrgreen:

    Speaking of weird stuff...do one of the Ozzies wanna record the toilet water spinning the wrong way? I've never seen that before.
     

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