A husband and his wife got into a crowded lift and the wife was annoyed to see him pressing up to a beautiful blonde. All of a sudden the blonde smacked him across the face shouting,
"How dare you pinch my arse!"
As the couple got out of the lift, the shamed husband turned to his wife and said "I didn't pinch her arse darling, you must believe me."
"I know you didn't" replied the wife.
"How dare you pinch my arse!"
As the couple got out of the lift, the shamed husband turned to his wife and said "I didn't pinch her arse darling, you must believe me."
"I know you didn't" replied the wife.