Joke: Sons

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  1. photong

    photong Typo Queen

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    Sorry if this has been told. I got it from a friend. I think it's cute. But Ive seen people here post better.

    Three older men are sitting around at a restaurant, having a nice lunch and talking about their adult sons.

    The first guy says, "My son is doing incredibly well. He's a building contractor, and he's so successful that he built a house for a friend, for FREE!"

    The second guy says, "Oh yeah? Well, my son owns a car dealership, and he's so successful that he gave a friend two convertibles, for FREE!"

    The third guys says, "Well, my son's a stockbroker, and he's so successful that he put together an entire portfolio of the best stocks for a friend, for FREE!"

    Just then, a fourth friend of theirs comes in and joins them, and they ask him about his son.

    "Well," he says, "My son's gay, and I'm not sure how happy I am about that, but I guess he's doing pretty well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."
     
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    Bahahahha!!!! :biglaugh: That's great!!!!
     
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    W00000T!
     

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