Sorry if this has been told. I got it from a friend. I think it's cute. But Ive seen people here post better. Three older men are sitting around at a restaurant, having a nice lunch and talking about their adult sons. The first guy says, "My son is doing incredibly well. He's a building contractor, and he's so successful that he built a house for a friend, for FREE!" The second guy says, "Oh yeah? Well, my son owns a car dealership, and he's so successful that he gave a friend two convertibles, for FREE!" The third guys says, "Well, my son's a stockbroker, and he's so successful that he put together an entire portfolio of the best stocks for a friend, for FREE!" Just then, a fourth friend of theirs comes in and joins them, and they ask him about his son. "Well," he says, "My son's gay, and I'm not sure how happy I am about that, but I guess he's doing pretty well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."