Joke time

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  1. Darfion

    Darfion Soapbox guru...

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    A magician accidentally turned his wife into a sofa and his two kids into armchairs. He started to panic and thought to himself, "What on earth have I done?"

    He began to ponder, "How am I going to bring back my beloved family? I don't know any magic to turn them back into people! So, he thought for a while and decided a good idea was to take them to a hospital and see if the surgeon could operate and bring them back. He loaded them into his van and off he rushed to the local hospital.

    He walked up and down the hospital hall and after some serious surgery, he asks the doctor, "Doc, how are they?"

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    "Comfortable!"
















    I'll get mi coat :roll:
     
  2. Alexandra

    Alexandra TPF Noob!

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    it just needs this drumroll they sometimes have at shows. :lol:

    But it's a nice one ;)
     
  3. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    Ive got your shoes...
     
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    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    How true is this, eh?....

    10 Characteristics of The Company Car...

    **- Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.

    ** - Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.

    ** - Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.

    ** - The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked.

    ** - It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing.

    ** - It needs cleaning less often than private cars.

    ** - The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.

    ** - Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio.

    ** - It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition.

    ** - It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.
     

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