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  1. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

    Aug 31, 2004
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    A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes
    in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably
    won't remember but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going
    to be OK,
    you'll walk again, but something happened. I'm trying to break this
    gently, but ....... your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were
    unable to find it."

    The bloke groans a bit, but the doctor goes on "But it's going to be
    alright, we have the technology now to build you a new one that will
    work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it
    doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch".

    The bloke perks up at this, even though it's a thousand pounds an inch.
    "So the thing is" the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many
    inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife.
    I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a
    nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one
    before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she
    might be disappointed.
    So it's important that she plays a vital role in helping you make the

    So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the
    next day. "So" says the doctor "Have you spoken with your wife?"
    "I have," says the fellow.
    "And has she helped you in making the decision?"
    "She has," says the bloke.
    "And what is it?" asks the doctor.

    The bloke looks up and says "We're getting a new kitchen".
  2. Big Mike

    Big Mike I am Big, I am Mike Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dec 16, 2003
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    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos NOT OK to edit
    :lol: :roll:

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