Just Pretend

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two
    were tired and fell asleep quickly... He in the upper bunk and she in the
    lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leaned over and gently awakened the woman saying "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
    that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replies. "Then get your own damn blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.
     
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    Luminosity No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Lula Cracks-Up At Crazy Titles!

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    karissa The Untitled

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    LOL! Thats great!
     
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    airgunr TPF Noob!

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