Karma Peglice (Full)

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  1. Gary88

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    Hanger, Clegg and Simon, 3 English pegs with traditional English values were enjoying a holiday at the other side of the washing line. After a few rounds of persil in the local drawer they went on a stroll to take in the scenery, when they found a couple of locals playing marbleball.

    It may have been the persil, but Clegg got really angry over just seeing pegs that were different to him, they looked different, they probably were laughing at him because he was foreign. Clegg didn't like being laughed at. Then he snapped. He went after the locals; he hit one of them right on the clip. The local fell to the floor in two pieces, Clegg had snapped him. Hanger and Clegg ran over while the other local ran away.

    They didn’t know what to do. Clegg had just committed first-degree pegslaugher; he could be in for some serious hang time. So, to think about their situation they went back to the drawer for a few more persils’ and daz martinis. A few hours later and Clegg was unconscious in the corner of the room. Hanger had punched him over a comment Clegg made about Hanger’s shoes. Hanger and Simon were still drinking at the bar.

    The next morning the trio decided it was for the best if they went back home, the jails this side of the line were legendary for the horrific treatment of its in-pegs.
    They were to catch the first taxi to the airport. Unfortunately for the trio, the cops were onto them, as they left the hotel the local police charged after them. In a rush of blood to the head Simon broke into a car, the others got in and drove off with the cops pursuing. Simon, still hung over, barely lasted a minute in the chase and crashed into a building.
    Hanger didn't make the crash; Simon managed to make a run for it and now lives in a different garden. But Clegg didn't get so lucky, he and his life support machine now enjoy quality living in the lands most torture friendly prison.
     
  2. Pixel9ine

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    ...How deliciously disturbing.​




    Arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo, is making me feel ill
    And we have crashed her party
    This is what you get, this is what you get
    This is what you get, when you mess with us
     
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    Excellent work. It almost doesn't need the story!!

    Rob
     
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    okay, on a scale from one to best thing i've ever seen, this is the best thing i've ever seen. Most defiantely awesome. You are Jesus. :D
     

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