Kids Say

Nikon Fan · Sep 5, 2005

So there used to be a TV show kids say the darndest things...and I was reminded of it this weekend...so lots of you old folk have kids here, and I know that they've said some crazy stuff, so let's hear it

My 4 year old cousin and I were playing outside together this weekend, I took her to pet some my grandpa's horses, and she said "Mmanda what's that big thing underneath the horses belly?" I laughed, and said that's his "special part" you should ask your Nanny about that :lmao:

hobbes28 · Sep 5, 2005

BAaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!

Corry · Sep 5, 2005

It's funny you started this thread...someone started a thread with this exact title on my other forum.

clarinetJWD · Sep 5, 2005

That kid is going |o be scarred for a long time :lol:

Nikon Fan · Sep 5, 2005

core_17 said:
It's funny you started this thread...someone started a thread with this exact title on my other forum.

I swear I don't know what forum your talking about...but that is really weird...

Nikon Fan · Sep 5, 2005

Alright, got another, but someone else is gonna have to post some up...anyone that you know could have said them

My brother was younger and we lived near a farm and he said "Look mom, those cows are playin piggyback" :lmao:

kelox · Sep 5, 2005

Amanda, this is such a coincidence. My little girl went to the state fair this past weekend, and had the same question. I wish I could have been there for that one!!!!

LittleMan · Sep 6, 2005

I have a good one...

I was babysitting one day for this little kid, he was around 9 years old.
We were watching TV and a commercial came on with Paris Hilton... the kid said "wow, how did she ever get on TV? She's UGLY!" :lmao:
I said, "You are absolutely right." :lmao:

photong · Sep 6, 2005

My friend gave her 3 year old son a disposable camera to play with, so he said to her, "Mom, turn around so I can take a picture of your ass." I couldn't help but laugh out loud. He's usually a really well behaved kid lol

Nikon Fan · Sep 6, 2005

photong said:
My friend gave her 3 year old son a disposable camera to play with, so he said to her, "Mom, turn around so I can take a picture of your ass." I couldn't help but laugh out loud. He's usually a really well behaved kid lol

Just think of what he'll say when he's 16 :shock:

anicole · Sep 6, 2005

My son, now ten, has always had his own vocabulary that we incorporated over the years, but a few years back, we purchased a futon and were putting it together. Son was very excited and couldn't wait to have something NEW to jump on. It took several hours (wife: "here's the instructions, honey ..." ; husband: "Pfft. Instructions .....") and waaaay before we were done, it was bedtime for the boy. He began to throw a fit and didn't want to go to bed since he wanted to be the first to sit on the futon. Much arguing passed back and forth until he stomped his little jammie covered foot, crossed his arms over his chest, turned beet red and screamed:

I JUST WANT TO SIT ON THE CROUTON!

Naturally, it has been referred to as a crouton ever since.

ferny · Sep 12, 2005

On the bus last year.

"My Uncle (or was it his cousin?) got hit by a car and died there."
Not thinking I replied, "oh, is he alright?".
"No", came back the reply, "He's dead."

Ok, not all that funny I guess. But the way he was so blunt and my own stupidity makes me laugh when I think of it. :mrgreen:

Alison · Sep 12, 2005

I remember driving in the car a few years back and my older son was learning to read. He would always ask me "what's this word?" while I was driving and of course I couldn't turn around to look at the book. I explained that when I'm driving I have to keep my eyes on the road and can't look back there. It was quiet for a while and I glanced over in the rearview mirror to see Chris give Lucas a whack with the book. Lucas cried and I said "Christopher, do not hit your brother!" to which he replied "Mom, I thought you said you can't look back here while you're driving!". He was four at the time :mrgreen:

Corry · Sep 12, 2005

AlisonPower said:
I remember driving in the car a few years back and my older son was learning to read. He would always ask me "what's this word?" while I was driving and of course I couldn't turn around to look at the book. I explained that when I'm driving I have to keep my eyes on the road and can't look back there. It was quiet for a while and I glanced over in the rearview mirror to see Chris give Lucas a whack with the book. Lucas cried and I said "Christopher, do not hit your brother!" to which he replied "Mom, I thought you said you can't look back here while you're driving!". He was four at the time :mrgreen:

BAHAHAHAHAHA! He's a clever one!

Nikon Fan · Sep 12, 2005

AlisonPower said:
I remember driving in the car a few years back and my older son was learning to read. He would always ask me "what's this word?" while I was driving and of course I couldn't turn around to look at the book. I explained that when I'm driving I have to keep my eyes on the road and can't look back there. It was quiet for a while and I glanced over in the rearview mirror to see Chris give Lucas a whack with the book. Lucas cried and I said "Christopher, do not hit your brother!" to which he replied "Mom, I thought you said you can't look back here while you're driving!". He was four at the time :mrgreen:

:lmao: