l0rd of teh ringzor (Not MD safe)

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  1. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    MD wont like this, but I just think its funny.


    The lord of the rings, 1337 style.

    L0rd of teh Ringz0r

    F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng

    [At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
    Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
    Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
    **Rocket goes off
    Gandalf: "Pwned!"

    Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
    Bilbo has left the server
    Frodo: "Wtf!?"

    [later, in Bag End]
    Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
    Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
    Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
    Bilbo: "ok"
    Gandalf has logged on as admin
    Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

    **Later
    Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
    **Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
    Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
    Frodo: "Wtf?"
    Gandalf has logged on as admin
    Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
    Sam has been kicked from The Shire

    [At Isengard]
    Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
    Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
    Gandalf: "WTF?!"
    Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
    Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
    **Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
    Saruman: "Pwned!"

    [on the road to Bree]
    Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
    Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
    Frodo: "Ph34r!"
    Sam: "Shrooms!"
    Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
    **black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
    Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

    [Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
    **Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
    Frodo has left the server
    Frodo has connected to the server
    Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
    Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

    [at Weathertop]
    Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
    **MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
    Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

    **the black riders attack
    Merry: "OMG!!!"
    Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
    Pippin: "wtf"
    Frodo has left the server
    **head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
    Frodo has connected to the server
    Frodo: "wtf... hax!"
    **Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
    Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
    Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

    [on the road to Rivendell]
    Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
    **Arwen rides up
    Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
    Arwen: "Sif! Wtf is up with Frodo?"
    Sam: "Teh leet Hax0r "
    Arwen: "Firewall?"

    **Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
    Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
    **nazgul start to cross
    Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
    **the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
    Warning: Connection Problems Detected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    Arwen: "Pwnt"


    [at the Council of Elrond]
    Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
    Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
    Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
    Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
    **Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
    Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
    **Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
    Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

    [Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
    Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
    Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
    Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
    **Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
    Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
    Frodo: "sif!"
    Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

    [The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
    **Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
    Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
    Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
    **There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
    Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
    Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
    Gimli votes to change map to Moria
    Votes 4 of 4 required
    Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

    [The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
    Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
    **The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
    Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
    Boromir: "GL HF"
    Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
    Legolas [arrow] guardian
    Gandalf: "gg"

    [The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
    Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"


    **After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
    Gandalf: "Teh bookz0r has some clues!"

    **Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
    Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
    Merry: "d'oh"

    **The fellowship hears the ork drums
    Boromir: "wtf?"
    Aragorn: "wtf?"
    Frodo: "..."
    Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"

    **the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
    Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
    Aragorn [broadsword] ork
    Gimli [axe] ork
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    Aragorn [broadsword] ork
    Aragorn [broadsword] ork
    Boromir [broadsword] ork
    Gimli [axe] ork
    Gimli [axe] ork
    ork: "OMG! h4x!"
    Gimli: "pwned"!
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    Legolas: "lol!!"
    Boromir [broadsword] ork
    Gimli [axe] ork
    Gimli: "Foos!"
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    ork: "ffs, wallhax!"

    **The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
    Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
    Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
    Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"

    **Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
    Sam: "OMG!"
    Gandalf: "OMG!"
    Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"

    **Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
    Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
    Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
    Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"

    **The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
    Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"

    **A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
    Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
    Gandalf: "OMG!"

    **The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
    Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    ork: "AIMBOT!"
    ork: "turn it off!"
    Legolas: "lolol!"

    **The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
    Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
    Balrog: "wtf?"
    Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
    Balrog: "Sif, noob"

    **Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
    Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
    Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"

    **The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
    Gandalf: "D'oh"
    Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
    Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"

    **Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
    Gandalf has left the server
    Balrog has disconnected

    [After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]

    **The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
    Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
    Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
    Galadriel: "WTFWTF! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

    [The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
    Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
    uruk hai: "leet!"

    [stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]

    **Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
    Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ur hax can fight teh boss!"
    Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
    Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
    Frodo: "STFU noob"
    Frodo has left the server
    Boromir: "WTF! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"

    **A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
    Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Boromir: "****ing campers"

    **Aragorn comes across the battle
    Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! Wtf!"
    Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
    Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
    Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
    **Aragorn goes to Boromir
    Boromir: "Damn lag!"
    Warning: Connection problems detected


    Boromir has disconnected
    Aragorn: "FFS!"

    [Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
    Sam: "Frodo! WTF! Invisibility h4x!"
    Frodo has connected to the server
    Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
    Sam: "Sif!"
    Frodo: "Oh, ffs noob!"

    End.
     
  2. mrsid99

    mrsid99 TPF Supporters Supporting Member

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    Shouldn't this thread's title be: "Lord of the typo's"? :lol:
     
  3. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    OMG STFU N00B!

    :lol:
     
  4. MDowdey

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    i hate you.
     
  5. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    LOLOLOLOL PWNED!
     
  6. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest

    im going to go put my mouse pointer on the ban button so that i can be ready for the next time anyone says anything like this. this is seriously my greatest pet peeve.

    if you want to geek speak, go play a magic the gathering tournament in your mom's basement while your girlfriend plays her PSP and drinks her starbucks.
     
  7. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Um...yeah...I think I'm gonna have to go with Mathew on this one, mmmkay?
     
  8. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    Ey dude im sorry i didnt mean to upset yah honestly :( Just a bit of fun yah know...I hate the leetest language to..but cant help laughing my head of when its done like this....I did put a warning up for you...
     
  9. mentos_007

    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    hmm ok... first of all I hate Lord of the rings, secondly... I don't get almost ALL of the shortages except of WTF :) this one is very useful here and often appears in writting :) but others I've never seen. :) But never mind :) Arti if you're bored you can write down a small dictionary for me :)
     
  10. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    Don't worry Mentos, I'm with you. I don't understand anything except for wtf too.!

    I used to understand all the 'chat' lingo years ago but it's completely different now. It's seriously a whole nother language.

    Hey arty, I don't go in chat rooms any more, but do people actually talk like this?
     
  11. Niki

    Niki TPF Noob!

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    Meysha, atleast some gamers talks like that.
    I think the story was too long, otherwise I might have read it all even though I don't like typing like this... :confused:
     
  12. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    I dont go in chat rooms either, but on games sometimes they do yeah, but the people I play with generally dislike this chat aswell, and its kept now on only certain servers.

    Lemme try and explain a few things to you guys about the language.

    w00t = Celebration
    sif...I have no clue what that means but its rude.
    STFU can mean stuff you or something else
    OMG = Oh My God
    OMFG = Oh My F***ING god
    FFS = For f**ks sake
    H4x = Is simply hacking, there are certain things called hacks in games which will git rid of certain functions to make the game easier to play
    Wall Hack = Disables walls simply, so if people are hiding around walls you can see them.
    Hax0r = Someone who hacks
    lag = This is where your computer or the servers connection isnt very fast, and as a result the enitre game will be very jumpy.
    AIMBOT = A hack, which normally you have to pay for, which will enable you to aim at other players more efficiantly, and generally will aim directly at the other players head which in most games counts more than a simple body hit

    Hope this helps...
     

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