Let's revive the five word story

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and yelled, "Hey, I got

 

[blackdoglab]

syphillis from a girl in

 

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a phone booth WOO HOO!!!

 

[Chris of Arabia]

He called medicare where a

>;o))

 

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phone operator who could barely

 

[abraxas]

keep herself from laughing her

 

[Chris of Arabia]

wig off, said "Dude, that's...

>;o))

 

[darich]

great luck, you're our millionth..........

 

[Chris of Arabia]

GUM* customer and you win our...

>;o))

* Genito Urinary Medicine for those who didn't know...

 

[abraxas]

opportunity to save real money

 

[Chris of Arabia]

, for only $9.99 we chop

>;o))

 

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off your infected parts. You ...

 

[abraxas]

got your credit card handy?

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Flexing the plastic was the

>;o))

 

[blackdoglab]

greatest anticipatory moment in Nebraska