Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? How young can you die of old age? If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record? What if there were no hypothetical situations? Where would we be without rhetorical questions? Will your answer to this question be no? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Is there another word for synonym? If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn? If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair? How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there? Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation? Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?